"You know, it all starts to look the same after a while. I mean they run out of...wait, is that is thumb? Okay, you see my point? Its like 'hey, my dick's that way.'"
"Yea I don't get why she's sucking his thumb..."
"She's still going at it!"
"...and this other girl is getting no love."
"Wait for it, wait, ha. Okay and cut scene because mister 23-inch-dick just blew his load."
"Yea he didn't make it very long did he."
"That one girl is fucking slammin' though. Like, I can't hold it against him.
"Whatever man, they do this every day so he shouldn't have an excuse."
"Alright man enough of this, I'm trying to get my story done sometime this century."
"Yea I gotta read a bit too. Same time next week."
"Sure thing, enjoy."
~Friends don't let friends watch porn...alone. They make an evening out of it.
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